some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
This fucking this^^^
I’ve always loved this.
I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.
Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.
Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.
I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.
and we’re fucking satanists
"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."
The way some people freak out about pumpkin spice stuff coming back you’d think it’s a rare drug from a desert planet or something…
Again - it is the legend!
I feel this strongly about the Peppermint Mocha
HELPFUL FACT: Peppermint mocha is actually year-round!
it’s too late, what am I doing here….
omg fucking Bonnie in the screen!
"Really, Foxy? Fucking really?"
"Omg this is why no one likes you get your ratchet toaster ass back in pirate cove ugh"
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their Hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
OMG THIS EXPLAINS WHY I’M NOT IN ENGLAND RIGHT NOW!!!!
SUCH A BAD LUCK FOR ME TTATT
Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide
I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP
he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand over himself.
I’m actually wiping tears from laughing so much
Reblogging because I know some of you will appreciate this… I’ve seen this video at least 15 times and I literally cried from laughing every single time.
My favorite part was always his laugh. “ONHONHONHONHON”